the scariest thing about the Hunger Games films is when Caesar Flickerman legitimately makes you smile because he is the one that turns this twisted fight to the death into mindless entertainment for the masses and in that moment you realize that just for a second it worked on you.
i love him and his fake smile. He is sorta like me when im socializing.
Tick tock its a clock
Peeta blow your kisses out
Tonight imma fight, for my baker tonight
Tick tock, its a clock
Im katniss and i rock
Say oh oh ow owow ow
Oh oh ow owow ow!
what if every time someone unfollowed you tumblr made a cannon noise and their user pic and url flashed at the top of your dash
THE FACT THAT HARRY FUCKING STYLES SEEMED SO AWKWARD WITH THAT GIRL IN WMYB BUT WHEN IT’S ZAYN DRESSED AS A WOMAN HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING SEXY SHIT I JUST
My dad was sitting beside me on the computer and saw this folder
He asked me if it was a folder filled with ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’
I then proceeded to show him what was in it
He then walked away muttering something about me being pretentious
thank god I have my ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’ in this folder tbh
Always have a decoy
The Internet has been won
Everyone go home.